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KINETIC Group (OTC:KNIT) ("KNIT") Acquires GSS Infrastructure LLC in an All Stock Transaction We may never get to see his work in Midget MasterChef: Assbasters 7, but his memory will live on all the same.Ĭopyright 2011 Gawker (emphasis in original)įansUnite Reports First Quarter Fiscal 2022 Financial Results So tonight, we pour out a little (and I do mean little) gin in memory of poor Percy. It's more than a little curious that the internet, aka God's porn dumping grounds, contains not a single reference to either Percy or Dexter prior to these two news items. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business." "Percy was a little guy with big problems.
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Officials have not yet ruled out suicide, and adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh's comments - in which he intimates that Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf - certainly don't invalidate the possibility: But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.Īccording to Sunday Sport's follow-up account, Foster was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales." They write that "expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow." (I have no idea what fingertip technology is, but I imagine it's akin to one of those claw cranes you find in arcades and drugstores.) It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger